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HOW DO COMPUTER RAPED ME

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 3:56

I seriously want my computer to fuck me up the ass.  Meaning, where I don't do anything to make it fuck me up the ass.  I want it to fuck me up my ass all of its own volition.  Please help me.  I am in desperate need of having my computer fuck me up the ass.  Thanks.

In before winfag, fag, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 4:32 (sage)

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 5:23

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 8:22

just buy a mac they do that by default

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 8:48

>>4
Do you have Windows?
If yes, you are a god. How did you make Windows NOT fuck with you?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 9:34

>>5
you just have to erase it when it pisses you off

kind of like what you do with a cat or a small child after having sex with it

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 11:55

Name: Orakio 2006-10-26 12:48

You could try appending some kind of prodder to the CD tray however it may not have much push. software could tell it to open and close over and over.

Name: Orakio 2006-10-26 14:25

disregard that, I suck cocks

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