My falming gay dell

Guys for real, i bought a dell lattatude d600 and it fucking (suprise) is fucking BROKEN! of course, its time to buy a new one and i am, but i would still like my old lappy back.

I have been coming to 4chan for like ever now and i KNOW you guys are leet as fuck. So please help me find out what is wrong with my pezzashit.

Ok, when i hit the power button the comp seems to want to power up, but then the caps lock signe at the top by the power button blinks a few tuimes then it powers down.

PELASE HELP ME PEOPLE!! I NEED YOU!

1: fail for "lappy"
2: fail for "like ever"
3: fail for "leet as fuck"
4: fail for "pezzashit"
5: fail for "signe"
6: fail for needing Anonymous
7: fail for buying a dell when you know it sucks and pretending you somehow are better than you are by insulting the defective product you deliberately wasted your money on

GTFO

>>1
kill yourself problem solved

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Return your Dell and get a Mac