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>>2
Opera sucks sure there's an ebuild for opera but it just get dropped to /opt, it's statically linked, and it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.

>>3
Opera sucks sure there's an ebuild for opera but it just get dropped to /opt, it's statically linked, and it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.

Loli sucks sure there's lots on Google but it's just low-resolution, it's amerikan art, and it's ILLEGAL IN CANADA, which means that it is a GAY COUNTRY.

/comp sucks sure there's a couple decent souls who will help you but it there's lots of stupid people asking stupid questions, it's filled with mac and linux fanboys, and it's ANONYMOUS, which means that it is a TROLL magnet.

Copy pasta sucks sure it's funny but it's just a copy, it's also a pasta, and it doesn't TASTE AS WELL as real pasta, which means that it is CLOSED SAUCE.

Hey >>7, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!

Yesterday, I went over to the Ristorante di Milano for a simple meal. Yes, THAT Italian restaurant, Ristorante di Milano.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! €12 discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Ristorante di Milano.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed €12 discount.
Just for those 12 Euros. TWELVE FREAKIN' EUROS!!

Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at the Ristorante di Milano. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large Bruschetta Fegatini".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you €12 just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to the Ristorante di Milano for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.

After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A large Neopolitan pizza with a LOTTA' pepperoni".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' pepperoni" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' pepperoni" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' PEPPERONI!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' pepperoni" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.

Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in the Ristorante di Milano.
What's cool right now to say is "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane". That's it!
You see now, a large pasta serving with aubergines & ricotta is what the hardcore Ristorante di Milano freaks eat. Like ME.
Saying "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane" means that won't get a pizza, but they put a WHOLE MESS of pasta.
Mmmmm... a lotta pasta, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a Prosciutto e Melone al Ventaglo. That's as far as you can go, >>7, you know what i'm sayin'?

>>8
Did your mom get scared and tell you you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel-air?

>>9
Oh gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "Did your mom get scared and tell you you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel-air?" I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that outside the show before. Because that's what he says on the show, right? "Did your mom get scared and tell you you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel-air?" And yet you've taken that, and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. Gosh, what a clever, smart faggot you must be, to come up with a joke like that by your self. Mmm. That's so fresh, too. Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm right here. God you're so funny!

>>10
HA! HA! HA!

Do a barrel roll.
Press 'Z' or 'R' twice.

>>10
Fails even harder for Family Guy.

>>8

GIMME ME A LOTTA PEPPERONI WITH THAT PASTA!!!!