photoshop died on my mac.

it won't load anymore; when i click on the photoshop dock icon it crashes my computer.

so now i got rid of my mac, since without photoshop, it's useless. how much does ubuntu cost?

The interface is retarded
Because you can't be bothered to learn

less useful features
what. Yes, adobe always adds retarded misfeatures and support for obscure crap nobody uses (and unfortunately gimp guys follow the trend somewhat), but in terms of real-world features, the GIMP humiliates Photoshop.

There's a reason Photoshop is the standard
Yes, marketing. That's why all those "creative type" fags buy macs, too.

the Mac port of it sucks, it's still in X11 if I recall correctly
OH NOES MY MENU BAR IS DISPLAYING X11 INSTEAD OF GIMP SO I CANT USE THAT SOFTWARE!!!!