UNIX sucks

There's a setting for every petty little shit thing you can imagine, except for a custom path where you want apps to put their rc files and whatnot. I bet there was someone at some point in the design of UNIX who said "LOL lets clutter ~ with a million dot files and directories! Ha ha ha!!"

Face it: UNIX is gay.

DRIVE LETTERS ARE GAY (LOL CPM)
I STILL CAN'T HAVE A FILE NAMED CON, AUX, LPTx, OR COMx ON MY DESKTOP (DOS IS DEAD-YEAH RIGHT)
X86 INSTRUCTION SET IS GAY
CISC ARCHITECTURE IS GAY-MMX/SIMD IS A CHEAP HACK
BEING FORCED TO WASTE RESOURCES IN GUI ENVIRONMENT IS GAY
EXPLORER.EXE IS MADE OF GAY AND ROTTEN SHIT
IEXPLORE.EXE IS MADE OF EVEN MORE GAY AND FAIL
USING BACKSLASH TO SEPARATE DIRECTORY NAMES IS 20 TYPES OF GAY
WPA SUCKS BALLS
WGA SUCKS ELEPHANT BALLS
WIN32 API IS PROPERLY APPRECIATED ONLY BY SCAT FETISHISTS
MSVC++ TAKES GAYNESS TO HIGHER PLATEAUS
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS COOL