Smarter software

lol, i want my software to be smurt, so that i can drag n drop a sound file into word and itll convert it to text, autoformat it, and send it to my gurlfrend because thats what i wanted loz. software needs to be more advanced guys rly.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/16/excel_vanishing_dna/

And ur point is? Learn to type fag