What the delly-o ho?

So what is everyones problem with Dells? I have a Dell and it's never caused me any pain so why does everyone else seem to hate them?

Dells are great! the problem is people, and usually their choice of the bottom of the barrel $300 crap computer. Dell also hasn't used propritary parts for years, around 3-5 years ago.

But I agree, Dell's are for "average six-pack joe"
If you know what you're doing? why are you even here...