>>1 is a fag

>>2 has damaged RAM
>>3 informs about what browser not to use
>>4 informs about what browser to use
>>5 informs about issues with >>4's browser
>>6 complains about copypasta
>>7 actually tries to help >>2
>>8 gets a Dell
>>9 recommends formatting
>>10 discusses the utility of formatting

Unix is much too hard if you're new to computers or to alternate OSes. Personally, I'd recommend you start off using Ubuntu. It's arguably the easiest to install, and it has a great user community too. (you can get it from http://www.ubuntulinux.org a nd then you'll want to go to the forums at http://www.ubuntuforums.org).