I see that fucking bubble one more time

/comp, I'm so fucking tired of these retarded Windows XP notification area bubbles like "connected to your mom", "Bill Gates wants to update your computer", etc.  coming from various icons telling me of all sorts of bullshit distracting me from work or wank.

Is there a way to completely GET RID OF THAT BULLSHIT, redirect them to a file, or something? Even if I completely miss them, it'll be well worth it.

Just fucking kill the system tray, worst idea ever.

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Hahafail! Ubuntu uses gnome and it's all like "there are updates available" and stuff. Gnome is not cruise control for no balloon popups!