What the hell can I do with Windows2000?

I've been a Unix weenie since 1986, but just for giggles the other day, I installed Windows2000 on a machine at home. I don't intend to do anything serious with it-- it's absolutely a toy machine for a toy operating system.

Specs: 1.6GHz non-HTable P4, 512MB SDRAM, GeForce FX 5200 w/ 128MB vram.

I've got the 'Dawn' demo already, but what else can I do with the thing? It's not worth spending money on, and I don't bother with warez games. Suggestions?

This thread has nice trolls, but they are ineffective as they are longer than the trollee responses.

Problems with CD drives are usually related to a problem in your IDE controller or cable.

Perhaps the Windows driver is too stupid with it and is hard to recover if the drive's behaving unproperly, I won't deny it, but I see the following big advantages over Linux:
* They are always automatically mounted. Having to configure this if you distro doesn't provide it is gay shit.
* You can frigging eject the drive while it's still in use. Linux bites.
* You can frigging eject the drive, see the serial number written on your pirated CD, put it back, and proceed the installation. Linux is stupid enough not to be able to proceed even though I've reinserted the same CD.