How do i bypassed Netsweeper?

My school has this gh3y webfilter by the name of netsweeper, and I REALLY want to bypass it. It blocks Google as adware, for Christ's sake. Sooooo... yeah. You guys have any bypassers or anonymous surfing tools to link to? Don't try to link me to goatse, I know better than to ctrl-v+ctrl-c miniurl links.

Exactly. Your school isn't required to give you access to anything on the internet that has no educational context. Netsweeper is usually run as a separate Linux server, so every request will go through it - even if you did manage to bypass it, your access logs would make it extremely apparent you were doing so, and you'd very quickly find yourself with no internet access at all. Even a LiveCD wouldn't solve that - and any half-intelligent network admin isn't going to leave the PCs with the CD-ROM higher in the boot priority than the hard disk and with the BIOS setup not passworded.

A couple of years back a school local to me got in trouble because some kid had got onto some porn, and his mother told the local rag about it (they weren't running any filtering software, just relying on the very patchy filtering of their ISP). In the end it turned out the kid had located this stuff at home and been encouraged to try it again at school by his mother to give them an excuse get money out of them.