help me take back the web!!!!

Hey guys!! This bastard in my dorm is raping the whole internet and I can't even view google with one try!! And most of the pages go time out. It's not only me, all my friends are suffering. Somebody tell me the solution to take back the internet or beat the crap out of that unknown bastard!!!!!

etherape would help here. Even comes with pretty graphs.

Once you know the IP of the person, there area a variety of things you can do to determine who they might be. There are also a variety of things you can do to murder their connection without knowing who they are.