help me take back the web!!!!

Hey guys!! This bastard in my dorm is raping the whole internet and I can't even view google with one try!! And most of the pages go time out. It's not only me, all my friends are suffering. Somebody tell me the solution to take back the internet or beat the crap out of that unknown bastard!!!!!

>>9
a really simple trick if your on a half duplex connection(IE shitty hub) is to just ping flood his pc with the largest ping size windows will allow, open as many dos windows as you possibly can.

its simple, and it will slow his connection down to pathetic speeds if you do it enough. this is assuming he's even there, and not just downloading a ton of shit from torrents or ftp's while he's out banging his gf :P