Antivirus Norton - The Annual Updates

As much as I download the warez version as most people, even if I was to buy Norton Antivirus I can't stand having to compulsory upgrade EVERY year. I means its holding my comp hostage "Give us more money or else we won't protect you no more".

It does stop the piraters to a certain degree I must aagree though.

GRAPHICALLY DROOLWORTHY

I hate, hate, hate when they do this. Give me a scanner that doesn't need several gigs of ram, the newest cpu, and enough pointless glitz to put an MTV producer into fits of orgasmic ecstacy.

Fucking hell, whatever happened to functional?