SLI is a scam

Purchasing two video cards for gaming purposes is a sin against God and aids His enemies. You should reject this marketing technique because it is an abomination and a crime against consumers. The enemy should focus his attention on developing fast single-card solutions instead of expensive gimmicks.

HELLO I'M POSTING WITH THIS COMPUTER WHICH HAS THREE DUAL-GPU CARDS IN TRIPLE SLI, EFFECTIVELY FORMING AN HEXASLI SETUP. I ALSO HAVE 6 VIEWSONIC VP930B IN A 3x2 ARRANGEMENT SUSPENDED TO THE ROOF OVER MY BED. I HAVE AN IBM MODEL M-13 ON MY LAP AND A LOGITECH G9 MOUSE BESIDES ME ON A MOUSEPAD WHICH LIES AT THE END OF AN ARMREST FIXED TO THE WALL BEHIND MY BED.

THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE MY COMPUTER RIGHT OVER MY FUCKING KING-SIZED BED, AND THAT MAKES YOUR ARGUMENTS AUTOMATICALLY VOID, AND THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MY GODLY COMPUTER SETUP. OH, AND I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT. WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT WOULD TYPE IN SMALL LETTERS WITH AN HEXASLI SETUP? BRB DONUTS. OH WAIT, I HAVE A BOX OF 60 DONUTS RIGHT HERE BESIDES ME ON THE HALF OF MY KING-SIZE BED I USE FOR STORING FOOD AND TOOLS. OH AND THERE'S MY MINI-FRIDGE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF MY BED, TOO, WHERE MY STEWART'S ROOT BEER IS KEPT NICE AND COOL.