Japanese Spongebob!!

"MOTHERFUCKING of SPONGE-MAN is not slowly! ! ! To FUCKIN being deep ' trouble! Now it is! Approximately 4 barrel head of death of the hot lead where and... I with TALKIN ' your MOTHERFUCKIN which is ' point to the trouble which the time I say! ! ! ! "The destructive person shouted, you do not worry one time fact that he was running under the dry dock of that underclothing. The sponge person ran to the car which tries the fact that that balance from the thing which is laughed so eagerly is maintained. "To be able to obtain, the person! ! ! As for me not to lie small COCKBUSTER! ! ! The P dog which presumes that "is jumped with rear of the car, pulled out that gat. The play GAT of WANNA it fights, BIATCH? ! "The P dog shouted. He started shooting being the destructive person a little. "Sexual intercourse? What which it has done, P-DOG! As for stop firing! "As for the yellow sponge you shouted. "I kill, SPONGEBOB! "The destructive person maintained shooting like the demonian. "I freezing and others pink HOMEBOY of your fat quality which is done, excessively! "As for the comment you did not rage the asteroid to the edge. That eye shone anger red. "As for hell NAW of Ohio state! ! ! "As for the P dog ' being Lil, being shot, the destruction person stand rising. "It is every わ of story of the will of P-DOG? ! I you am slow, you shoot, when therefore this GAT has been bad, you of month it is slow the empty bullet it pulls and pulls out! ! ! "" As for the stop of P-DOG! ! "The sponge person shouted on that lung. The P dog discharged with the great vital force and extreme shoot-out continued continued with simultaneously! Afterwards...

No, YOU go to Hell, No. 7!  Wait, nix that . . .  No, may you be reincarnated ten billion times!  And may each of your incarnations be a cankerous, fly-blown coprophage, with a deformed, cancerous and completely insensate member (only alive in the sense that it is fairly boiling with ravenous larvae of the blue bottle fly), the utter uselessness of which repulsive organ renders impossible the fulfillment of each incarnations' fondest desire---i.e., paedophilic-necrophilic anal intercourse---thus leading to corprophagy (occasionally enhanced before and after the act by feeble attempts at auto-erotic asphyxiation) as an alternative but always ultimately unsatisfying form of erotic stimulation.  And may each of your wretched incarnations by reviled by all (yes, even by rapists and mouth-breathing chan board cretins!) and, after unmercifully long lives of perpetual pain and ultimate humiliation, may each and every incarnation be sentenced to die for unspeakable crimes against nature and common decency!  And may they then face brutal public deaths by breaking on the wheel, crucifixion or by other barbarous modes of execution!  Except for every tenth incarnation.  Yes, may each and every tenth of your incarnations choke to death on the massive, ebony manhood of a 7'10" Nubian face-rapist in drag!   And then, after all these incarnations . . . after each and every one of these ten billion living damnations pass into oblivion . . . then and ONLY THEN may you FALL INTO THE REEKING MAW OF EVERLASTING HELL.  But not simple hell.  That's too good for the likes of you.  No, THE VERY HEART OF HELL.  And since Judas, Cassius and Brutus are already providing Satan with three everlasting mouthfuls, you'll just have to spend eternity shoved straight up Lucifer's ice-encased ass! 

So there, you dumb fucks, filter and re-filter THAT SHIT through babelfish and drool in wonderment at the "pure fuckin' POETRY" that ensues!