"One Piece"? Of pussy? No, no. I prefer two. No offense, but I don't know you well enough to share "One Piece." K?
Wait. Ohhh. You want to be king of the *PIRATES*? That's not the "Piece" you were talking about, was it then? You meant Mantang, not Poontang! Old-fashioned male anus! Oh God, no. I appreciate the offer. But no. I don't swing that way, Jolly Roger. Ask "Closeted Furry." He'd probably luuurve to go freebooting with you. Just be sure to wear a "furson" suit. Howse about that one stupid little bipedal deer thing that can go all super-saiyan because it ate a magic banana or something---you know, the one from that stupid anime. Yeah. Dress like that. That'd totally get him off. I'd bet on it. A penny. A pretty one, too.