Some Anon should write a series here

Like, how Sherlock Holmes was serialized in a magazine... or something. Seriously, it could improve your writing skills.
Who's up for it?

Me? I'm too lazy. I think you'd be the perfect wo/man for the job! An exciting tale of action, fapping, twu wuv, depression, fantasy, anything but a blog!

Once upon a time there was a mean nasty little troll, we'll call him >>3, who had nothing better to do than visit a certain website that shall remain nameless, and make short, shitty, arrogant, negative posts in interesting threads.  Let's just say that the smallest organ in his body wasn't part of his epithalamus.  But the story really began in a laboratory.  Not a chemical laboratory, but a physics laboratory.  A particle physics laboratory adjacent to an accelerator.  There were six people in this laboratory, on this day.
Dr. William(Bill)Chia Pao-Yu held his hand out to Bubbles, his Bonobo test subject.  Bubbles made direct eye contact with Bill, cocked his head in a strangely human gesture, and reached out for the hand.  Bill grasped it and pulled the ape from its seat, and out of the strange box where it had been confined.