Some Anon should write a series here

Like, how Sherlock Holmes was serialized in a magazine... or something. Seriously, it could improve your writing skills.
Who's up for it?

Me? I'm too lazy. I think you'd be the perfect wo/man for the job! An exciting tale of action, fapping, twu wuv, depression, fantasy, anything but a blog!

I would but then you'd steal my ideas