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about to read the lord of the rings series

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 21:48

I have the 3 lord of the rings books and im about to start reading them. But I also have the hobbit. should I read the hobbit first, or should I start with the fellowship of the ring?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 22:30

Start with The Silmarillion

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 0:31

>>2

Horrible advice. It's like reading a history textbook, except the history isn't real.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 0:32

However, do start with the Hobbit. It's a nice, short, fun book, and it sets up the story for the Fellowship of the Ring.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 0:41

yeah i decided on reading the hobbit first. thanks guys.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 23:01

Read Lost Tales because its linear composition compliments the story of relevant characters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 0:37

Don't read any of it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 12:16

Read everything Tolkien wrote before September 1939 (up to when they find Balin, certain Frodo & Sam parts of RotK) and then burn the books. The innocent magic of it's all replaced with a crappy allegory for WW2 & nukes after that point anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 13:24

>>8

Tolkien never intended his story to represent anything. None of it is an allegory for WW2.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 15:54

>>8

Tolkien has said a thousand times over that he fucking hated allegory and any allegory a reader thinks he sees in the books is completely unintentional.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 19:26

Hobbit is actually a really good adventure story, while Lord is badly written, porrly composed, but thoroughly, truly epic - in the actual, true meaning of the word. It's grand and fels real. But it also is very dull, because Tolkien wasn't a very good writer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 23:20

hobbit is a standalone and a good read. i tried LOTR 1 but couldn't get past the first 12 chapters describing them leaving the shire (i.e. 10 minutes in the movie)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 0:55

lol can I join the Tolkien Circle-Jerk too?

Oh wait, no thanks... it's lame.

Go read the Dune series instead, you'll thank me

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 3:57

>>13
Haha yeah don't read this fantasy book. Read this science fiction book instead.  It's' like a million times better/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 5:38

>>14
Implying those books' genres have any bearing on which is better.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 21:37

>>15
Being naive to obvious irony

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 4:07

>>16
Making no sense at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 6:58

>>17
I'm not surprised a person with no sense of subtlety would like a book such as Dune

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 15:10

>>18
Reading things I've never said.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 16:17

Kids, kids, settle down.

Both Dune and LotR are shit, they're just different kinds of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 6:02

>>20
The reasonable man, ladies and gentlemen.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 22:47

My asshole is bleeding lotr atm, anyone have any advice?

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