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Completely fucking orgasmic quotes

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 5:09

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
-I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Any time I try tellingmyself that I should actually start writing something, I always look at this and think I shouldn't because I couldn't possibly come up with something so good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 22:05

She burst into snakes.

That’s right.  One second she was a girl, then her body sort of spilled out of itself, falling into a dark, writhing puddle on the ground.  It was a tangle of long, black serpents, rolling over each other and down the steps.  We kicked at them as they rolled past, John warding them off with the torch.  Some, I saw, had patches of color on their scales, like flesh or the flowered pattern of Shelly’s dress.  I caught a glimpse of one snake with a writhing human eyeball still embedded in its side, the iris powder blue.

Molly jumped back and barked—a little too late, I thought—and made a show of snapping at one of the snakes as it wound its way down the stairs.  She bounded to the top of the stairs and disappeared through the doorway.  We kicked through the slithering things and stomped up after the dog, just as the stairwell door banged shut completely on its own.

I reached for the knob.  At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis.  It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side.

I turned back to John and said, “That door cannot be opened.”

John Dies at the End by David Wong

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