Completely fucking orgasmic quotes

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
-I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Any time I try tellingmyself that I should actually start writing something, I always look at this and think I shouldn't because I couldn't possibly come up with something so good.

"And so it was with the turning of the tide that the decision was made in the prefix of the almighty conundrum that all human endeavour was yet to unfold before the manifold complexities of infinite galaxies whirling away like a tumbling bumbling rumble bee deep within the recesses of a thousand meals as they clashed like mathematics in a text book with sweet, divine divisions and multifaceted multiplications merrily marching across his trouser leg until all hope had been lost and then a Juggalo realised this was all a dream, so he awoke and listened to a Rush album before realising that this was not a dream and that his entire existence was in fact a hyperdimensional self-reciprocating subjective awareness whereby the ego of his mind was predicated on the very tip of the id and that the enormity of the universe was in fact an undiscernible fraction of a nothingness infused with his very own semen."

Gerard H. Whittingston, Hither Come (1846)