Completely fucking orgasmic quotes

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
-I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Any time I try tellingmyself that I should actually start writing something, I always look at this and think I shouldn't because I couldn't possibly come up with something so good.

That quote from "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" really isn't all that amazing. You would think the average 4channer would be able to come up with shit like that on the spot.

You sir, are a complete ignoramus. If you ever say something so utterly retarded ever again, I'll reach down your throat, rip your digestive system out of your mouth and then kick you in the balls until they pop like little grapes. And then I will pound nails into a baseball bat and sodomize you with it. Nobody will mourn your death, because nobody ever has or will love you for even a fraction of their time.