Just read the twilight saga

Like the Subject says I just Read the Twilight Saga and was wondering does anyone know of some other books like this? I love the shitty writing and want more.

The Bible

My Immortal

Is Twilight really as bad as everyone says it is?

Shakespeare

>>4
why don't you read the first few pages in the preview on amazon and see for yourself?

oh man, for a shitty time, read flowers in the attic by vc andrews. it's terribad and includes failcest

>>7

For someone not in the know, could you describe the difference between 'wincest' and 'failcest'?

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>>10
failcest means they have kids

The Dark Series by Christine Feehan

I haven't read it, but the latest (20th) installment of the series just beame a New York Times best seller (like Twilight), it's about vampires, and based on what little I know from wikipedia, it's probably unbearable.

"The Dark Series introduces the Carpathians, a powerful and ancient race. They have many gifts, including the ability to shape-shift, and extended life spans, living for thousands of years. Though they feed on human blood, they don't kill their human prey (JUST LIKE TWILIGHT), and for the most part live among humans without detection. Despite their gifts, the Carpathians are on the edge of extinction. There have been few children born to them in the past few centuries, and those that have been born are all male and often die in the first year. It has been more than 500 years since a female has been born. In the absence of their female counterparts, also known as "lifemates", male Carpathians lose the ability to feel emotions and to see in color. The only feeling left to them is the thrill of making a kill. Once a male has done this, he loses his soul and "turns", becoming the monster of human legend, the vampire or the "undead". With so few females left, males are forced to make a stark choice: either become vampire or "greet the dawn" (i.e. commit suicide). However, when they do find a lifemate, the ability to see in colour and their emotions are restored to them, and their souls are saved."

I mean, Jesus. It's such contrived romantic bullshit, only a woman could come up with. "Um yeah, there haven't been any girlfriends around for the vampires, so they can't see color anymore, and have no reason to live, so they either kill themselves or become evil."

>>14
That does sound horrible.

Having read all four of the twilight books, I can honestly say that they were undeserving of the praise and attention they have received, and if I could, I would burn every copy. It's just so boring.
The characters are laughable parodies of humans, the plot can be simplified down to: "I'm an insufferable idiot who lusts after pretty males, and who wants to be treated like a princess despite my obvious mental handicap, and possible insanity, which under normal circumstances would drive away any sane male."
Also: diamond skinned goody-two-shoes vampires make me rage.
That group in Italy would have been pretty badass, if they had, I dunno, not lived in the fucking sewers like rats. I mean, come one. Evil vampires live in sewers, and lure tourists to their deaths? They are ageless, immortal killing machines. I think they could afford a fucking manse or eight. Look at the Cullen family. They are young upstarts, and they own small countries.
Oh yes, another thing I hate is the repeated "white knight saves the damsel in distress" shit that keeps reoccurring, with a near Romeo and Juliet ripoff thrown in.

The one thing that pissed me off the most about twilight wasn't the shitty writing or the relationship of bella and edward it was the fact that they never talked about edward or jasper for that matter never tried to jump bella while she was on the rag.

Lord of the Rings trilogy

>>17
Even Anne Rice had one of her vampires eating out a woman on her period. Hmmm, which book was that...

>>21
Damn, I really need to get some of her shit.

>>22
Yeah, her books are a good read if you don't mind all the bisuxuality.

By the way, it's from Memnoch the Devil:
"I had drawn all of it [the blood] from her womb that was meant to come. I had licked away even what had collected on the pad that had lain against her skin."