Sooo...y'all, I have an idea.

Sooo....any of you jealous of Twilight? Any one of you wonder how it is that bad books make the bestselling list, while good books languish? Isn't it frustrating? Here's an opportunity to release that frustration, I think. See, I was looking in public records seeing if I could find myself/other people for the hell of it. And when I typed in "Stephenie Meyer", look what I found! An address! 4725 Desert Cove Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85028. I'm 99.5% this is actually her, as the record lists her husband's name and her children's. I haven't found a phone number yet, but that's a matter of time and patient Googling. And I feel like embarking on a bit of trolling. Any suggestions as to what to do?

I know where she lives but that's not the way to get back at her.  What I'm going to do is I'm going to make a book so terrible it's guaranteed to get on the bestseller list.