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Desert Island

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 21:36

just one book.  You know the drill.
inb4 the fucking bible, the OED for starting fires, and though an encyclopedia would be nice, I'm curious about literature.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 1:13

William Shakespeare, the complete works. Believe, it's better than the bible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 7:20

I should hesitate between Dante and Shakespeare but not for long. The Englishman is richer and would get my vote.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 17:06

The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoevsky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 20:51

Choke by Palanuik

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-23 9:33

Knockers and Nipples... any issue from the late '80

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-23 10:54

Pretending to be Al Bundy?  How did you even find this board?
Not helpful, not funny, and not well written; go tell your Mommy that a man called you a bad name, cock breath.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-23 14:55

The Yoga Sutras by Patanjali, transcend space and time, and that damn lonely island.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-23 17:57

Ulysses or Finnegans Wake. I'm note crazy about Joyce normally, and I didn't enjoy Finnegans Wake at all, but I'll be damned if anyone has crammed more obscure references, semantic twists and multiple meanings into each and every sentance. The fact that you have to read his books 10 times to get even half the meanings in them is what keeps me from really enjoying Joyce at the moment. The same thing is what would make his books perfect for a desert island.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-27 10:42

war and peace or any jane austen novel, id start reading the first page and suddenly remember i had other jobs to do like sharpening rocks

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-27 18:35

>>10
>Lumping War and Peace in with Jane Austen

FFFFFFFUUUUUUU--

Good show.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 23:23

>>11
Uh, they're certainly very different things, but they're both great. I'm sorry if you're not smart enough to appreciate one or the other.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 23:25

>>12
This applies to >>10 as well of course.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 4:07

>>12
No, I'm sorry that you believe this to be an issue of intelligence rather than taste.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 5:13

>>14
The truly intelligent are not bound by "taste". They can see the good in all books; the better written the book the more they like it. Please have some dignity and don't post a reply that revels in the embarrassing fact that you are bound by taste and are therefore not one of the truly intelligent. (As in, you're dumb.)

>>10
HAHAHA! oh wow!. Shit, you are bad. You must be trolling, nobody could be as big of a faggot ass as you. And if you are, why dont you go, or are you just came to troll this website?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:54

Well that's odd.  We don't usually see this *particular* brand of trolling here on /book/; we see a great deal of trolling, yes -- just not this flavor.

-ahem-

Anyway.  My desert island book is 'Nine Stories' by J.D. Salinger.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 17:49

>>12
>>13
>>15
Ignoring the troll factor, as once again, trolling as often as not facilitates positive discourse, I'd like to share my position on your assertions.  You're definitely on the right track.  First, there are some semantic problems, like your choice of the words smart and dumb.  There are many smart people who can't read, and many dumb people who can.  I would agree that any intelligent, knowledgeable person is going to be able to see the value in any work of literature that has withstood the test of time as well as W&P and Austen, but do you insist that any preference must be based on concrete values like the writers skill?  Art doesn't really work that way.  Books and other works of art resonate with individuals because of their own personalities and experiences.  >>10 never said that he didn't think the books had value, only that their value in the given context was minimal for him.  And I can see where he's coming from.  The rich character and setting development in W&P, and the low hum of calm resignation in some of the Austen books wouldn't exactly do it for me on a desert Island either.  You may be so intelligent and knowledgeable that you've never put down a book you weren't enjoying, only to try it again some time later and discover that it's great, but most of us have.  Would you have us believe that you are systematically working your way through every great work of fiction with an eye only on efficiency, and no regard for what resonates with you, or those around you personally? 
   I would rather have heard you say that ignorance is often a contributing factor in poor taste.  As a musician I've thought about this a lot.  Learning to hear, understand, and enjoy increasingly theoretically complex pieces of music requires listening to them, and in this age of the consumerist three chord hit song, it just doesn't normally happen.  Reading is the same way.  Intelligent?  An intelligent person who has transcended taste doesn't call people dumb.  He provides intelligent commentary on the maligned work so that his audience may find something in it that resonates with them, and encourages them to seek out the work at some time in the future. 
That's why I started this thread.  I wanted to see what was resonating with /books/, and encourage exposure to new paths through what is a practically endless labyrinth of great literature.  If taste were not a factor then it would/should have ended at >>2, 'cause he nailed it.
All art is a physical manifestation of profound truth, and knowing the truth makes us better people.  One of the truths I've learned is that positive contributions are good.  I understand that your post was an attempt to defend great works of literature, but you took a negative approach.  You attacked and insulted.  Do you think that was the best way to go?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 19:22

>>17
sure why not

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 23:24

Watership Down.

Probably a hundred or so reads and I'm still not tired of reading it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 23:34

>>19
seconded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:30

>>17
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG. SHIT, YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T IF YOU WEREN'T IN SOME EASY-MODE DEVELOPED, WESTERN COUNTRY


TL;DR FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 16:40

>>21
Actually, I've spent the better part of the last ten years abroad, including a year and a half in Iraq, two in China, and lots of time in places even less pleasant.  Easy mode?  You relate life to video games?  Interesting.

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