gaining a writing style

after so many years of school where ive had to analyze literary techniques and write bullshit essays about analyzing literary techniques i find myself unable to write fiction that isnt fucking boring to read because it reads like an essay

how do i drop this and gain a style that not only doesnt bore the piss out of me when trying to write and read

>>7
With razor-sharp wit like that it's a mystery how anything you write could turn out boring.