need plotless ecchi

Ok, anon, I want so light novel styled western books. Lots of sex and violence. And than some mind-fuck philosophy open questions. I pretty much have given up literature because it doesn't contain these elements. Prove me wrong!

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I hate to be the one to tell you, but you've been using insults wrong this whole time. Their purpose is to make a person feel bad. If a person leaves, then they cannot be insulted further—counterproductive. Dimwit.