Wanting to learn Philosophy

     I'm looking for an eBook that covers the basics of philosophy. Not something on one specific subject, that basics for those who want to learn. Google isn't offering much help for this problem.

dude, srsly, you just cant learn "philosophy" by reading
such a bullshit like "how i become philosophist" or shit like "the basics of philosophy"

i mean, yeah, you can read books, and take courses,
and that arent bad ideas,
but philosophy is about your mind, what your thinking and how you see certain thinks.
so if you say "hey, i wanna learn philosophy, what can you recommend me"
is nothing other as you would say something like
"hey, what do you want me to believe"

btw: someone who talks about the basics of philosophy, dont know shit about it