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What genre is the Bible?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 11:40

It's got sci-fi, fantasy, horror, mystery, comedy, and above all else just plain fiction in general.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 4:02

>>39
Well, you seem to be more knowledgeable than me, and everything you contradicted me in seem to be factually correct. I kind of thought Wallachia was Hungary because all Hungarian people I talked to said they were like brothers, and fuck Romania, and stuff.

But did Hungarian language have the words back at the days? Where does the talk about "dracul" meaning both even originate, then? Or, but the way, perhaps it isn't a Hungarian word at all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 4:04

>>40, well, if you know the aspects of symbology vs the hidden message, you might have a chance. If not, best of luck, you'll need it. How many symbols are you surrounded by just within the room that you are in? Letters, numbers, any symbolic representation of a thought or idea, all books are fictional in reality, but once they seep into the mind, they become truth. So, read and read and read the content of >>38 until you finally see it as true, once you do...Congratulations, you have seen through another person's perspective. BTW, FTW, I don't answer questions. I don't have answers, But what are those crazy things that come before '?'? :P*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 5:20

>>42
What has any of this got to do with poetry? Did some bad man convince you that the essence of poetry is symbolism? No, poetry is writing in verse. That's it. The bible has numbered verses as a navigational aid, but that's not the same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 13:20

>>42
>But what are those crazy things that come before '?'?
One isn't allowed to post on 4chan unless one is 18. Sadly, you will have to go stop visiting these boards for now, as rules suggest.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 18:30

lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-24 4:34

>>45
:D

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 21:00

ill tell you about the bible...

its genre is.....   BULL-SHIT!!!!!!


true story and if not then let your punny god attempt to punish me and not youre pathetic comebacks that i know you have

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 0:13

>>47
I would read the Bible if it were mostly puns.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 5:18

>>48
It's not though. It's mostly about various gods like jesus and peter and matthew and so on.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 14:44

>>49
Right. Which is why I don't read it. Although the mythical beasts like whales and stuff are cool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:57

>>50
Whales aren't mythical. I personally know a dude who's married to one, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:30

>>51
That's so sad. :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 16:41

enoghe with the vampires, whales, gods, austria-hungry, hungry and romania and all that bull     i think that this thread is dead!!!  we have goten completely off topic here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 17:15

>>53
In fact, it had been dead and sinking for two days before some idiot posted in it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 9:35

>>54
Seems so.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 1:31

>>53
austria-hungry, hungry
Sure, if they named a country "Turkey", why not name one "Hungry"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 5:24

>>56
A truly Biblical conclusion, masterfully styled after many a fact, well-misunderstood by ancient lunatic hermits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 10:47

The Qur'an is perfect. All the other revelations to man by God have become corrupted and contradict themselves. The Qur'an is compatible with science. The Qur'an teaches peace and tolerance to other religions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 10:47

>>56

Those are only the English names.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 11:48

>>58
Yeah, and they recently reported on BBC how islamic scientists already proved how Allah is the only real god with help of Quaran, too. I say, stupid people who can't even tell a true religion from a false one should just be put into a pit and kept there until they die.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 15:14

Qur'an can accept universe is 6,000,000 years old. Qur'an can accept evolution.

What I differ with Qur'an on is many Muslims have this attitude about keeping women dressed and covered in public but in private they're marrying like 20 women. I also dislike many Muslims attitude towards polytheistic religions that preach good works.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 16:46

>>60
tell a true religion from a false one
...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 18:02

One's belief on the nature of God(s) should not be important and something to cause wars. What's important is one's virtues and sins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 18:07

At times it seems Islam prohibits too many things, many which don't seem to bring anything evil such as banning cartoons and music regardless of it's content.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 20:17

>>63
What's important is sins.
Ah, a Christian.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 20:18

>>61
universe is 6,000,000 years old
Oh, wow. Closer than 6000, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 8:16

SUMMARY OF THREAD SO FAR:

Evangelical atheist: Baaaaaaawwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 9:55

>>67
What's a "evangelical atheist" ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 11:35

>>65

ummm sins aren't important ONE BIT in Christianity. All that's important is "being saved".

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 11:36

>>66

I think he meant 6,000,000,000

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 11:56

>>69
Yea, saved from the Hell that God himself created. Thanks Jesus, our Savior! How kind of you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 18:37

>>69
You wouldn't need saving if you weren't a sinner, would you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:46

>>70
That still isn't the age of the universe, it should be around
14,000,000,000 years.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 7:52

>>68

That's one of those people that go around evangelizing over the fact that they are an atheist. They are every bit as annoying as a tub-thumping creationist. For famous examples see Dawkins or Pullman.

Most evangelical atheists you'll see on the internet are around 12 because when they grow up a bit they start to question why they are putting so much effort into something that, being atheists, they shouldn't really give that much of a shit about and go off and do something more enjoyable to them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 15:16

>>47 to >>74

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 12:12

The Christian Story

God created the world and the first man Adam who I'm supposedly related to. Adam eats a forbidden fruit which somehow "damned" humanity even though they had nothing to do with Adam's decision. A couple thousand years later and after millions of lives who never had a chance of going to heaven God sends his son to insult Judaism and to die on a cross to "undamn" humanity, but in order for it to take effect you have to "accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour".

What a ridiculous religion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 12:17

The Christian Story

God created the world and the first man Adam who I'm supposedly related to. Adam eats a forbidden fruit which somehow "damned" humanity even though they had nothing to do with Adam's decision. A couple thousand years later and after millions of lives who never had a chance of going to heaven God sends his son to insult Judaism and to die on a cross to "undamn" humanity, but in order for it to take effect you have to "accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour".

What a ridiculous religion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 15:36

>>76
>>77
It's so damn ridiculous you even chose to tell it twice, Anon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-06 12:13

The Atheist Story

There was was big load of nothing that supposedly decided to clump together one day. This clump of non-existent matter "somehow" broke the laws of thermo-dynamics in that energy can neither be created or destroyed and exploded. After the explosion all the universe came into being. A couple of billion years later after millions of lives who toiled under the oppressive yoke of believing in oppressive and outdated theories like being nice to people or treating other people as you would yourself, OP came along and wowed the masses of people reading the 4chan text bored /book/ (a total of 5 people) with his stunning insight and supreme cleverness at the tender age of 12.

What a ridiculous religion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-06 12:14

The Atheist Story

There was was big load of nothing that supposedly decided to clump together one day. This clump of non-existent matter "somehow" broke the laws of thermo-dynamics in that energy can neither be created or destroyed and exploded. After the explosion all the universe came into being. A couple of billion years later after millions of lives who toiled under the oppressive yoke of believing in oppressive and outdated theories like being nice to people or treating other people as you would yourself, OP came along and wowed the masses of people reading the 4chan text bored /book/ (a total of 5 people) with his stunning insight and supreme cleverness at the tender age of 12.

What a ridiculous religion.

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