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Characters you hated reading about

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 16:56

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For me Felesin (basically the whore) from the Malazan series. I even skipped the majority of her parts (something I never do otherwise).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 20:05

Oh god, Cattie Brie and Wulfgar and even later on Drizzt.

Cattie Brie because she's Ms.Perfect, acts like a gigantic bitch and talks like she's retarded.

Wulfgar was never really interesting, but when he became all emo for several books later on I fucking raged all the time when I had to read about him. After he got back to "normal" he was mindnumbingly dull.

Drizzt because his plot armor, "hunter" hax and being the king of all moralfags.

Honorable mention is the Orc King from the later books, he is without a doubt the most stupidly gay "evil" character I've ever read about. Seriously, a short broad orc with a tight helmet with special green glass for his eyes (attached to the helmet), a steel scarf, some gay shiny armor a giant flaming two-handed sword... oh and it's all magical. How the fuck is that imposing?

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