Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

/book/, I've just been informed that you don't exist.  Sorry guys.  I'm sure it's been a great run and all, but your obvious lack of foundation in reality is definitely going to hinder any further progress.

I'll /lounge/ you loved them and mourn your retcon every lithursday.

Farewell, figments of the non-real!  Fareweeeelllllll!

Ha ha HA! ...textboards.

Don't exist.