Hay /book/, recommend me a book lol

Hi /book/
Recommend me something, please.
I want a bright, positive book that is highly entertaining, from a higly talented author. What say you?

(Wow goddamn, I don't even have to attach a picture to post here, oh ho, FABULOUS.)

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Of course I'm not female. I gather, you ACTUALLY have to be female to like that kind of garbage. You have to be some kind of a sex-crazed retard that also is a fucking loser to take interest in a movement dedicated to having sex. Everyone and their dog are having sex for free, without any need for some special art or retarded lifestyle. Goddam fucking shit, dammit.

And making art out of sex is simply retardation. Only a weak-minded person could think that having sex is the best thing a motherfucking homo sapiens could ever acheive. Next thing would be learning to breath, eat, drink, piss and shit artfully, I gather.