F. Scott Fitsgerald and Gatspy

So, I'm about three chapters deep into The Great Gatspy in my first serious attempt at being literate since being forced to read Catcher in the Rye in school, which I ultimately ended up liking.

So far, I like it. That is all.

You're kidding right?  That was the worst piece of literary shit that someone ever squeezed out of their puckered turd hole.  The only good part was the end when they all died.