Spoil the latest Harry Potter book for me.

Do it faggot.


I wanna ruin it for little kids, and the thread with the spoiler on /b/ is delorted.

Help plox.

SPOILER : HEDWIG IS DEAD

Lupin and Tonks get married, he gets her pregnant, and BOTH DIE.

* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Snape dies (Voldemort kills him) on pg. 658
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Burbage dies on pg. 12
* Hedwig dies on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
* Wormtail dies on pg. 471
* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Snape dies (Voldemort kills him) on pg. 658
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Harry gets killed by Voldemort on pg. 704 and Comes back to life on pg. 724
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743
19 years after the events in the book:
* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

now 4reelz, spoil it

This is from somebody who just finished the book.



First of all, all the spoilers in >>4 are true, with the exception of one thing. Harry does not technically die. Voldemort hits him with Avada Kedavra, but it mostly serves to annihilate the shard of Voldemort's soul in Harry. It also blasts Harry off to some sort of limbo for a short while, where he has a chat with Dumbledore.

Snape knew Lily as a child and was madly in love with her. He deserted Voldemort when it became clear that Voldemort was planning to kill her.

Dumbledore had a crazy sister who was attacked by muggles at a young age. He (probably) does not know whether he was the one who killed her. (Needless to say, it's complicated.)

Harry is a Horcrux. Voldemort did not intend it.

Dumbledore told Snape to kill him, as the curse which destroyed his arm would have killed him within the year anyway.

Neville destroys the last remaining Horcrux, Nagini, shortly before Harry kills Voldemort.

Percy ends up back with the family about two minutes before Fred dies.

Tonks and Remus's kid, Teddy, is probably a werewolf and also possesses Tonks's ability to change appearance. He is also Harry's godson.

Crabbe dies, but Draco and Goyle are saved by the trio.

When Harry "dies," he allows himself to be killed.

Molly Weasely really does call Bellatrix a bitch.


There's much more but I'm too lazy to write it all now.

From wikipedia:
"There, Hermione is tortured and interrogated by Bellatrix Lestrange..."

Incomming fan-fics.

>>7

>"There, Hermione is tortured and interrogated by Amy Winehouse..."

Fixed.

>>7
requesting said fanfics

SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658, VOLDEMORT AVADA KEDAVRAS HARRY ON PAGE 704, BUT HARRY RESSURECTS HIMSELF ON PAGE 724,HARRY IS A HORCRUXHEDWIG DIES ON PAGE 56, MAD-EYE MOODY DIES ON PAGE 78, SCRIMEGEOUR DIES ON PAGE 159, WORMTAIL DIES ON PAGE 471, DOBBY DIES ON PAGE 476, FRED WEASLEY DIES ON PAGE 637, SNAPE LOVED LILY AND WAS LOYAL TO DUMBELDORE,DUMBELDORE ASKED SNAPE TO KILL HIM  IN BOOK 6, TONKS, LUPIN, AND COLIN CREEVY HAVE THEIR DEATHS CONFIRMED ON PAGE 743,MRS WEASLEY CALLS BELLATRIX A BITCH ON PAGE 736, AND 19 YEARS LATER, RON AND HERMIOME ARE MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS NAMED ROSE AND HUGO, HARRY AND GINNY ARE MARRIED WITH THREE CHILDREN NAMED LILY, JAMES, AND ALBUS SEVERUS, DRACO MALFOY HAS A SON NAMED SCORPIUS, THE EPILOGUE SHOWS ALL OF THE CHILDREN BOARDING THE TRAIN FOR HOGWARTS TOGETHER, AND THE FINAL LINES ARE, 'THE SCAR HAD NOT PAINED HARRY FOR 19 YEARS. ALL WAS WELL' IN BOOK 7 — OH, AND R.A.B. IS REALLY REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK

* Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12

* A Death Eater kills Hedwig on pg. 56

* Mad-Eye is confirmed dead on pg. 78

* Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159

* Wormtail's own silver hand kills him on pg. 471

* Dobby gets shanked on pg. 476

* Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658
o Snape killed but did not pwn Dumbledore in the last book on Dumbledore's request, to keep Voldemort from using the power of the Elder Wand.
+ Draco pwned Dumbledore before Snape could, so the power of the Elder Wand went to Draco, not Snape.
# Harry pwned Draco, so the power went to him. But Voldemort thought Snape had pwned Dumbledore before Voldemort killed and pwned Snape so he thought he had access to the Elder Wand but he was wrong!

* Snape was a genuine good guy and loyal to Dumbledore, Harry, and Harry's mother Lily (who he loved) the entire time!

* Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637

* HARRY IS KILLED by Voldemort on pg. 704
o Hangs out with Dumbledore, comes back to life on pg. 724

* Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse (like a TWAT) on pg. 744

* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:

*Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

*Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius and is going bald

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:

* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."