Name: Anonymous 2007-06-29 18:51 ID:HIdf/Jug
I've just finished reading this book, and these are the things that I learned from it:
America would rock hard if it wasn't for the rich people.
Mexico and Canada REALLY suck, but thank god they've got us as neighbors.
Holy fucking shit, Israel FUCKING ROCKS, best country in the world. The Palestineans are dumb for not seeing it.
China sucks, but it has potential to get better.
Russia sucks, always sucked, and always will suck.
Iran and Pakistan suck so much, they suck each other into annhilation.
Nobody knows what the fuck is up with North Korea, and nobody really cares.
Brasil is so savage, the Doctors are packin' Deagles.
The rest of South America are a bunch of cool indians.
Africa is saved thanks to the power of the white man.
No, seriously, why can't those dumb Palstineas see how fucking AWESOME Israel is?
Cuba would rock supremely if only they accepted the POWER OF CAPITALISM.
BTW, Capitalism sucks and almost destroyed America.
England rocks thanks to the monarchy and their castles.
France would be a pretty rockin' place if it wasn't so full of french people.
Japan rocks as long as they have Katanas and blind martial artists at hand.
Oh, and the US army is bloated as fuck, but once they adopt Iron Maiden's The Trooper is the official zombie-hunting theme, they start kicking ass again. Makes sense to me.
America would rock hard if it wasn't for the rich people.
Mexico and Canada REALLY suck, but thank god they've got us as neighbors.
Holy fucking shit, Israel FUCKING ROCKS, best country in the world. The Palestineans are dumb for not seeing it.
China sucks, but it has potential to get better.
Russia sucks, always sucked, and always will suck.
Iran and Pakistan suck so much, they suck each other into annhilation.
Nobody knows what the fuck is up with North Korea, and nobody really cares.
Brasil is so savage, the Doctors are packin' Deagles.
The rest of South America are a bunch of cool indians.
Africa is saved thanks to the power of the white man.
No, seriously, why can't those dumb Palstineas see how fucking AWESOME Israel is?
Cuba would rock supremely if only they accepted the POWER OF CAPITALISM.
BTW, Capitalism sucks and almost destroyed America.
England rocks thanks to the monarchy and their castles.
France would be a pretty rockin' place if it wasn't so full of french people.
Japan rocks as long as they have Katanas and blind martial artists at hand.
Oh, and the US army is bloated as fuck, but once they adopt Iron Maiden's The Trooper is the official zombie-hunting theme, they start kicking ass again. Makes sense to me.