lol RUINED

Dear my brothers,

Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.

This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book

               Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .

At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)

Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.

Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.

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Let us plan, great /b/rothas. 7-12 may be a great day in the history of internet trolls, but 7-21 will be the greatest day in the history of IRL trolls.

On July 21st, 2007, the seventh and final harry Potter book is released to the public. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to learn every spoiler you possibly can about this book. They shall be posted in this thread when they are learned.

We want REAL, CONFIRMED SPOILERS, not "Snape is a body-surfer" or "Hermione is a dude." We need epic spoilers like "Snape kills Dumbledore" of 2005.

This could be our greatest moment, /b/. We must ruin the book-reading experience of as many pre-teens as humanly possible.

Exactly my plan, my man.
One thing I will do!
1. Buy the english version of the book
2. Read the last page.
3. Yell the ending through the store.
4. Go to the store when they release the dutch version (yes I live in holland)
5. Yell the ending at all the little dutch kids. Who then will cry!

MEhehehe! :D

>>4

Awesome plan!
Then some fathers will get pretty pissed off and probably beat the shit out of you (Y)