Finnegans Wake

What the fuck?  I started reading this book for my literature class and I had the worst mindfuck headache of my life after the first fucking sentence.  At least, I think it was the first sentence.  I can't tell, not a single fucking word in this book makes the slightest bit of sense.

Thats because Finnegans Wake is overrated trash (and a lot of critics hate it too). Tell your lit teacher to fuck off and then drop the class