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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-17 15:49

Spoilers to previous book within.

All right, I don't think the Harry Potter series is a brilliant piece of work like some others have suggested but I have found the previous books to be light reads when I don't want to think.  I confess that I found the previous books enjoyable, not all in the same amount but overall, enjoyable so I was hoping for more of the same with the new book.

But to be honest, the latest installment leaves me a bit disappointed.  I felt that the author tried too hard to create the story of a conflicted sixteen year old and it made events in the book, overall, feel a bit construed.  And a bit rushed too at trying to set up the story for the finale.

With Sirius' death in the last book, you would think with Potter's self-loathing he would be more a bit more cautious and less rash to jump at conclusions but nope, before he even returns to school, he's always back to his old self, obsessed with Malfoy.  It's arguable that this is just part of the author's depiction of the teenage behaviour but I found it unconvincing.  I mean, I through the "Sirius wouldn't have died if I hadn't been so rash" rhetoric was pretty spelled out in the last book.

Did anyone else find it juxtaposing in the depictment of the magic and non-magic world?  People in the magic world seem to be smart, keen, clever, sophisticated, cunning but the world is like a 1700s England, only with a feeble Ministry of Magic.  The non-magic world is more technologically advance, closer to 2000 England but the people seem a lot more dim-witted, or very ordinary.  I didn't really notice this contrast until the opening chapter of this book.

Don't get me wrong, I still feel this book is a good light read but I think one is better served by having low expectations so one can be easier to be pleased.  The plot isn't terribly complicated and the hints really add up by the middle of the book.  Worth the torrent download?  Yes.  Worth hard money?  No.

Hopefully, more of Potter's loved ones will die in the next book and we get a Gundam moment where he screams in agony and then everyone feels his pain through telepathy.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-23 12:17

harry's glasses is a horcrux

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 3:53

NO HEDWIG

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-08 16:18

Hedwig is a horcrux.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-08 16:36

Shut up about your fucking children's books.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 14:33

You Eat Shit asshole .\_/.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 4:55

>>39 nice deduction/observations
>>44 go home plz

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 5:10

>>39
Dumbledore is not dead.  If you've actually paid attention to the book you know that 39 has it right.

1- Dumbledore gives Draco (but more importantly, Harry) this whole speech about how the order can make it look like somebody dies, and then hide them, in such a way as to make everybody believe they are really dead.
2- The Draft of the Dead... why else include it in the story?
3- The effect of Snapes "Avada Kedavra" is totally wrong.
4- Dumbledore's actions and words just before his "death" (when he has an audience of Death Eaters to play to) are totally out of character.
5- Yeah, you make a horcrux on purpose, and you don't dare destroy your own horcrux... unless you're a damn fool. (which Tom isn't)  So if JK goes with "Harry is a horcrux", well, then she's even less of a writer than y'all think.

Why the bloody hell is a 28 year old man even reading Harry Potter, much less discussing it with anonymous trolls on world4ch???  I gotta get some sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 12:26

>>47
Because all in all, Harry Potter is a easy, light read perfect for dead-tired commuters traveling home at the end of the day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-09 11:24

>>47 because you are most likely a homosexual who went to the new movie alone on a friday night

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-19 23:50

Conspiracy theories aside, book six sucked.

It sucked hardcore.

All it was was a setup for the final book. A bad setup, I might add.
Book four still reigns supreme above the rest HP books, with five close behind. I'd put six about second to last.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-20 22:25 (sage)

tl;dr
SNAPE IS ALSO THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 21:16

>>51
NOOOOOOO  you bitch!! YOU BITCH!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 18:04

Hermione is a horcrux.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 19:03 (sage)

>>51
OH SNAPE!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-29 12:19

I don't feel like reading through this whole thread and making replies so I'm just going to toss out some spoilers.
1)Snape is innocent.
2)Lupin kills greyback and is thus cured
3)Hary can still use his magic mirror deal to talk to Sirius
4)The last horcrux is harry's scar/hogwarts castle.
5)The last chapter is just a detailed description of all the surviving goodguys having a massive orgy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-01 19:09

>>55
I think #5 is all anyone has ever wanted from these books.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-15 15:08 (sage)

>>39

Point considered.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 0:37

IN AFTER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 17:31

>>55
Wow. I think I'll just have to read it all myself, just to verify your "facts".

/j.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-27 20:16

>>59

Also Sirius Black comes back from the dead to butt fuck >>49.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-30 21:56

I liked HBP quite a bit. However it wasn't as good as it could have been. Less angst was needed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 0:22

>>61
it is however, less angst than Order of Phoenix.
Harry's a bit more rational and mature in HBP.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 1:37

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 2:34

JK Rowling promised that in book 7 at least two characters would die (*cough* snape *cough* malfoy *cough*) and possibly even harry, because she said she didnt want fans writing her to make another book after 7

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 22:33

>>64
She said two characters would die(*cough* I don't give a fuck *cough*, and one would be absolved(*cough* Snape, because Sirius is fucking dead and no one cares.*cough*).

(*cough* you dirty slash fan fag bitch-ho *cough*)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 22:38

>>64
>>65
(*cough*(*cough*(*cough*()(())()*cough*)(()()*cough*))()(()(((((((((((((((((((*cough*RAPERAPERAPE*cough*)*cough*)*cough*)




PS: RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 7:58

>>64-66
Lispers GETTHEFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 20:44

>>67

What part of RAPE RAPE RAPE do you not understand?

Snape, Dumbledore, Etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 7:34

>>68
I ignored that part due to it being invalid Lisp syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 12:55

what is books?(btw harry potter sucks)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-10 2:22

ummm.. wasn't Harry's obsession with Malfoy justified though..I mean..ITS PARTLY HIS FAULT DUMBLEDOres DEAD!!!!..In fact this time it was due to his lack of SOME more serious action towards Malfoy's strange behavior that those Death bastards got in th school....::DAMn:: We do look waaaay too F-ing stupid though in the books in comparison to the not-at-all-technologicaly advanced Magical world....WE GOT ROBOTS!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-15 4:26

>>38
I think it's about Potter, because the franchise is called "Harry Potter"

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-15 22:01

>ITS PARTLY HIS FAULT DUMBLEDORES DEAD!
2nded.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-21 11:18

DEAR J.K. ROWLING,

DO NOT MAKE THE FINALE 2389572389526524502395712985082634297890 PAGES LONG.

Thank You.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-27 18:15

I am JK Rowling and for that up there ^^^ I will torture you into INSANITY with my many and various satanic witch-craft-y spells!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-28 11:15

>>75


I AM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. HARRY POTTER SUCKS DONKEY DICKS. I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 17:06

Hogwarts is closed.
Hogwarts has aids.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 22:44

A cousin of mine once had Hogwarts.  It was his own fault though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 23:20

Hogwarts is AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 2:05

Hogwarts is actually a party college.

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