What are you reading now?

I recently started reading Haruki Murakami's Sputnik Sweetheart. So now I am reading that and also casually looking through/reading Louis Wain's Catland and A Catland Companion: Classic cats by Louis Wain & many others.

I have a huge stack of books that I need to read so I still have no clue what I will be reading next.

This book called Harry fucking Potter. All the little kids get together and chip in on a boobjob for Ginny Weasley. Her yams are then hexed to produce high-alcohol butterbeer and her uterus cursed to mother a troll. The funny part was when she gave birth to the troll but it was stillborn. On a triple-dog dare Ginny made out with the tiny cursed troll for like a minute.