She's better than the student council club though.
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Anonymous2012-07-27 4:46
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Chitose is worst girl.
She's better than the student council club though.
Name:
Anonymous2012-07-27 4:46
>4
Chitose is worst girl.
She's better than the student council club though.
Name:
Anonymous2012-07-27 4:46
>4
Chitose is worst girl.
She's better than the student council club though.
Name:
Anonymous2012-07-27 4:46
>4
Chitose is worst girl.
She's better than the student council club though.
Name:
Anonymous2012-07-27 4:46
>4
Chitose is worst girl.
She's better than the student council club though.
Name:
Anonymous2012-07-27 4:46
>4
Chitose is worst girl.
She's better than the student council club though.
Name:
Anonymous2012-07-27 4:48
This was my first time posting on the BBS.
My posts weren't showing up, and I was just trying to read what was on the "VIP quality" screen. Forgive my spam please.
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Anonymous2012-07-27 12:27
Welcome to "You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Neon Genesis Evangelion When..."
• ...Everytime you see a dirty room, you think of Misato.
• ...You meet a guy in reality named Shinji, and can not help but wonder if he and his father hate each other.
• ...Because you found a guy named Shinji, you are confident that you will find Rei and Asuka
• ....You smack people in the face and tell them that it's a bargain viewing rate.
• ...Your friends expose themselves back.
• ...No, mom, you're not supposed to say 'Ohh, hi honey.' Here's how it works: I say "I'm home" and you reply "Welcome home."
• ...You sit in your chair with nothing to do and you say "I never thought that doing nothing could be this exhausting"
• ...You get a Renault Alpine and try to park like Misato...and succeed.
• ...You say, "It's hot" and your friend replies, "Yes."
• ...You start to bathe more frequently because it cleans the mind and soul.
• ...You arrest your son when he doesn't come out of the car, and tell him that it is against the law to use the car in a personal vendetta.
• ...You keep on having flashbacks of yourself crying at age three when your mother disappears.
• ...When you wake up in a hospital, the first thing you think of is a giant eye.
• ...You get fired from your job as a street painter when you start painting the streets with signs to warn motorists there is an EVA plug ahead.
• ...You see a window overlooking a large room and you avoid it because you're afraid that Unit 00 will go berserk and try to smash it.
• ...You blame passengers for creating "thought noise" when your car won't start.
• ...You get in your friend's new Volkswagen and you begin thinking "bratwurst, strudel..." and other German words so you don't mess up their synchronization.
• ...In an awkward situation, you say nothing and stand perfectly still for an entire minute.
• ...You just start singing "Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooown"
• ... You try to work out, genetically, if a 1/4 Japanese girl could have red hair and blue eyes.
• ...You wish you could replace a V8 engine with an S2 engine.
• ...You start seeing lines, zigzags, and other thickly drawn shapes in black on a white background in your dreams.
• ...Every time you dream, Shinji's voice repeats, "Enemy. Enemy. Enemy! ENEMY!Ó
• ...You're pissed that your city doesn't have buildings that rise up out of the ground like Tokyo-3 does.
• ...You make a large hand-shaped indentation in you lawn and tell people that you narrowly missed being crushed by a falling Unit 01 because you were between two of its fingers.
• ...You don't pay your power bill because you think that "all the power in Japan is yours.Ó
• ...You slap anyone who hates their hard-to-know, emotionless father.
• ...You go to driver training, and when the instructor asks the class to explain why it's unsafe to pick up hitchhikers, you scream, "You can't allow unauthorized personnel into the entry plug!"
• ...When a girl complains she's on her period and you say "So? That shouldn't affect your synch ratio."
• ...You want to get the same Walkman as Shinji.
• ...When in a sticky situation you say " I mustn't run away ... I mustn't run away" over and over.
• ...You actually noticed it when, in Genesis 0:1, the roof of Misato's car was dented and two seconds later it was perfectly flat.
• ...You noticed when Ritsuko's earrings weren't attached to her ears.
• ...You noticed Misato's earring change in Genesis 0:1 from suns to pearls, plus, she never wears the sun earrings again.
• ...Your father hires you to work at his organization because he has a use for you.
• ...You make a club called Seele.
• ...You start using NGE characters/situations anytime you are asked to make comparisons in a Literature class.
• ...You tell your (Female) classmates that they would make great mothers.
• ...You refer to your basement/wine cellar as terminal dogma
• ...You buy a purple car, just so you can get personalized number plates that say "eva01"
• ...Volcanoes erupt, and you tell your friends that an angel has awoke inside the magma.
• ...You think its normal to have dreams about Eva characters, especially blue haired, red eyed ones.
• ...You go into a jewelry store and get upset because You can't find a cross like Misato's.
• ...You try to mix your own LCL in Chemistry Class.
• ...You insist on bringing a video camera to school and taping everything in sight.
• ... Your best pickup line is "Do you want to become one with me?"
• ...You start to hate your father. Immensely.
• ...You start to clasp your hands together and rest your head on them like how Gendo does it.
• ...You run to the kitchen, grab something hot and burn your hands. Then you can tell people about how you risked your life to save Rei's.