So because I was unsuccessful in posting this on 4chan, I'll post it here. It belongs in the SMALL PENIS thread:
TRUE STORY
I have a decent sized penis when erect, around 6.5", so I don't worry about that. However, when flacid I'm BARELY 2 inches, so it's quite embarrasing sometimes. When I was in university, I was at my gf's dorm and was using the washroom after fucking. Both her her roomate and the adjacent room's were empty, all gone to classes. I was in her washroom (that connected to both rooms) completely naked and flacid, and the other door swings open and there is standing the girl from the other room, eyes on my junk and mouth ajar. She quickly closed the door, but started talking to the other girls about my "vry small penis" My then-gf's roomate later told me my "small penis" was the talk of the floor (all the dorms of that floor). I was SOOOOO mortified.