Animu club stories

So my school has an anime club meeting. Should I go and see if they're doing anything decent to offer? I don't plan on joining but I think I might end up trolling them if they have shit taste. I don't particularly want to reveal my powerlevel either. What do I do anons? Also post your own animu club stories.

Ugly chicks cosplaying, members who actually believe that the art in Naruto and/or D.Gray-man are better than the art in Vagabond/Slamdunk or Blade of the Immortal. Also, fucking nekomimi and pockys.