The Legend of Red

Just wondering if you'll come over here per my suggestion, Mr. Catalogue.

Okay, so this is about 3 months after Blue starts hanging out with him.

One morning, Red wakes up and finds out that Blue is already in his house.  Turns out, she's been transferred to his school and her parents decided it would be for the best to have them just carpool together, since both of them work but Red's mother is a stay-at-home.

So after they wrestle to find out who gets shotgun, they get to the school.  Red, thinking that she knew where her class was, gives her a wave and goes off, but she just keeps following him all the way to his classroom, and then sits down in another kid's seat next to him.

Now, at the time, Red just assumed she was supposed to be there, but as it turns out she was supposed to be in another class.  So time passes until lunch and they finally track her down.  She throws this huge fit when they try to take her away, biting, kicking, screaming, the works you know?  Red thinks there's something wrong here, so he joins in and beats them with a yardstick.

In the end, she got transferred to his class, and every class in public school afterward that they could share---and they both are suspended for a week.