How do you watch anime?

Just wanted to share awnsers of how do we watch anime.
For example, I got a microsoft exel file with the animes I'm waiting for and the ones that I'm watching, I only pick the best of the best, and watch it.

How do you watch your anime?

I don't. I pretty much just read manga nowadays.

fart and shit and poop and piss and jizz and cum and fuck my bum

Eh, I use MyAnimeList to keep track of the shit I'm watching, if thats what ya mean. Its pretty convenient.

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.