My lovely tsundere

Dear /a/
I have fallen in love with a beautiful tsundere, and I think she might love me back.
She promises me wonderful things, like being able to download all of Akagi in 24 hours and 37 minutes. Then she turns her back on me and says it will be 2 weeks instead. The more I beg for her grace, the more she plays with my heart...but she always delivers what she promises.
No matter how  I feed her, she begs for more. She wants me to get a faster Internet connection. For her, I would do anything.
I love my Bittorrent-tan.

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

LOL!! me too.