I just have to share this

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the anime fan'. First I pose in the shower in the classic 'Caramelldansen' pose. With my eyes closed I dance there for a minute, visualizing either Konata-chan or Haruhi-sama and I start to hum the Caramelldansen theme. Then I slowly rise my cock to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless anime freak. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my saggy weeaboo hips. It ruins the fantasy.

Here's a video of me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNFhYgIXrg