Haruhi

Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.
 
 First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.
 
 AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

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I like Haruhi because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Haruhi also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Haruhi is like my dreamgirl she has a :D face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Haruhi and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

I rented the Haruhi Suzumiya anime from Netflix and let me tell you that: THIS ANIME SUCKS!

So what's the thing about? It's about a bored teen (seriously she looks more of a jailbait) name Haruhi Suzumiya who forms a crappy club title SOS Brigade to find supernatural stuff.

When I saw this anime, I immediately got bored. All this anime does is talk, talk and talk more without no action whatsoever. Because Haruhi lives a bored life, she intends to create a world where only "fun and imagination" rules.

So what's the point of this anime? NONE!! It's plain horrible. I hate it. It makes no sense. It has no action. No nothing!!! If Haruhi wants to do something cool (and unusual), she should do something more realistic like volunteering or giving sign language to monkeys. Looking for ESPers, aliens, whatever makes no ABSOLUTE sense. The only good thing about her is when she did the Phoenix Wright thing in a certain episode but other than that, the series is boring.

Another thing all the strange stuff happens to her male friend, Kyon. He narrates the episodes so it feels as if he WERE the protagonist and NOT Haruhi.

So I don't get why this piece of trash is so popular. Maybe because of Haruhi's personality? Well I've seen similar attitudes to this in other anime so that's not a new thing. Worst of all, it's apparently popular with typical internet nerd-tards who like little lolita girls with uniform fetish (I bet that's what this anime is created for: typical otaku nerds with uniform fetish).

Throw in some (weird) philosophy and sci-fi crap (favorite of many nerds) makes this anime twice the boring. Less than exciting characters speaking in monotone voice makes it triple the boring. Its OPs and EDs aren't all that great either.

I thought the Haruhi anime was going to be somewhat like a police drama you know with murder, investigations, courtrooms; you know it! Instead I found myself with this kind of crap: kids sitting in some room doing NOTHING!!!!!

So still you wanna see this crap? Go ahead I won't stop you. But keep in mind that if you wanna do something cool in life, then go for realistic goals. You can create your own world but whatever happens in the real world happens to you so it's better to live your life at your fullest and with those around you.

If you got it from netflix I assume you got the English dub.

Try watching the Japanese version.  The english dub can ruin almost any anime.

And the narration from Kyon's point of view is a really nice touch in my point of view.

You know what annoys me? When straight males openly admit to liking this show. It's about a girl doing girly things. Oooh, what about the mini skirts? The fan service? The sexy ( though possibly 8 year old) breasts?

IT'S CALLED GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER!

Don't try using that shit as an excuse, a fap doesn't take 20-30 mins, you like watching a school drama meant for a female audience.

And the fucking dance. There's nothing special about it. Seriously, there isn't. If you were a 8-12 year old girl, sure, you may want to watch it for practise or something. But you people make me wanna an hero my own ass with your openness about watching such bent material.

What's wrong with a school drama meant for a female audience? I see nothing wrong with it.
A lot of people probably hate it because it was originally broadcast out of order ON PURPOSE! I kind of reminds me of reading Catch-22 which no one has ever successfully put in the correct order because nobody knows it because Joseph Heller is dead.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what watching Haruhi is like.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what watching Haruhi is like.

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>>9
So, its awesome?

>>10
I'm sure he loves it. His posts have too much passion to believe otherwise