to the otaku here

dear 4chan
I understand there are some anime otaku among you. many people will read this and claim there are no otaku outside of japan but obsession and social anxiety are worldwide problems. japan may have many more but I know there are some otaku In other parts of the world and they need help. If you are one of these people you need to recognise you have a problem. you could have a life outside of your house. there is a wonderful\l world out there full of great things and people. I know you love moe and all the cute moeko but they are fictional and can never love you. there are many real girls who would love to have a sweet boyfriend to cuddle with and love. I beleive with therapy and a little bit of exercize and dieting you can change. life can be such a wonderfull happy thing. you can replace your figurines with friends and your computers with smiles. its up to you to decide if you want change.  soo what do you say? get up and make a  good life or stay sitting and watch your anime to live a dark life full of lonlyness and pain.

please dont be a social paracite

thank you

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.