Densha Otoko???

Does this site belong to the ppl who started 2chan.net??? o_o

i met this fucking chick on this train, i wanted to skull fuck her, but im a fukkin nerd.  wtf should i do? A. should i go stalk her for awhile? B. should i jerk off and go to bed? C. should i make a bullshit story on 2ch and later have it published and get the profits secretly?